Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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