did you get engaged???
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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