He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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