So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
