so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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