I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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