Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
wow bdsm is so cute
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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