Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
