I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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