: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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