i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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