He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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