Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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