Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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