Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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