You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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