matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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