Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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