Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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