I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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