Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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