Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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