so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
