do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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