its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You can't just leave with hair like that
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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