no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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