what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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