I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
