you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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