This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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