dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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