And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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