what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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