Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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