Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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