So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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