seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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