you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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