So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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