So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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