where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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