She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
