was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
