I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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