On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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