I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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