We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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