: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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