margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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