I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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