Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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