Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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