Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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