is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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