He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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