After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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