aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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